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December 12th

Paulette always buys New Berry Fruits for her mother-in-law. Brenda doesn’t like them, never has, but she won’t say anything. It’s been too long.

December 11th

 “Celebs who died in 2022.” Jenny is re-saddened remembering Hilary Mantel, Dennis Waterman and the guy from Depeche Mode. Not forgetting Bridget the Midget.

December 10th

“Don’t try to console us with your dumb short story bollocks,” they say, heads in hands.

“Fair enough,” she says. “I’ll get my coat.”

December 9th

At Weight Watchers, they say how hard it is at Christmas. Ashley agrees and treats herself to a Celebrations McFlurry® on the way home.

December 8th

In a corridor, on a trolley, Vince waits. To fill the time, he starts counting back through Grand National winners. Noble Yeats; Minella Times…

December 7th

Marie takes a sip.

“My first £4.00 coffee,” she says.

“I blame the Russians,” says Ben.

“And the Tories.”

“Of course, always the Tories.”

December 6th

The Minster says, “Cut bills. Put foil behind your radiators.”

His Zoom background is a cosy study and a Union flag.

No obvious foil.

December 5th

From the office Secret Santa, Remi hopes for diazepam and a miniature brandy. After the year she’s had, a scented candle just won’t do.

December 4th

In the Nags, Billy-Mac spills his pint over Crazy Dazza, who laughs.

They remember Covid and no pub. Whatever the result, this is better.

December 3rd

Daisy’s mum frets about finding a Christmas turkey, “because of bird flu.”

Daisy, a vegetarian, worries about the puffins. Will they return next summer?